Life's Lessons

[Hollywood®Boy]

Ferd Berfle wrote:
: Son asked his mother the following question:
:
: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
:
: The mother looks at her son and replies,:
:
: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
:
: The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
: father.
:
: "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
:
: The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
:
: "Son, all household appliances come in white."

he,he

[ASSBITE]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762576/video/R/CFD_1002/
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Post by Hollywood®Boy
: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
: The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
: father.
: "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
: "Son, all household appliances come in white."
he,he

[Hollywood®Boy]

hey, salute the badge, man!

"ASSBITE" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:***@comcast.com...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762576/video/R/CFD_1002/

Hollywood®Boy wrote:
Ferd Berfle wrote:
: Son asked his mother the following question:
:
: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
:
: The mother looks at her son and replies,:
:
: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
:
: The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
: father.
:
: "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
:
: The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
:
: "Son, all household appliances come in white."

he,he

[Ferd Berfle]

Didn't that second woman sit on his face?


"Hollywood�Boy" <***@borg.collective.us> wrote in message news:***@giganews.com...
hey, salute the badge, man!

"ASSBITE" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:***@comcast.com...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762576/video/R/CFD_1002/

Hollywood®Boy wrote:
Ferd Berfle wrote:
: Son asked his mother the following question:
:
: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
:
: The mother looks at her son and replies,:
:
: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
:
: The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
: father.
:
: "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
:
: The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
:
: "Son, all household appliances come in white."

he,he

[Hollywood®Boy]

ya, it took schweaty cheeks fer him to give up!

Ferd Berfle wrote:
: Didn't that second woman sit on his face?
:
: "Hollywood®Boy" <***@borg.collective.us> wrote in message
: news:***@giganews.com...
: hey, salute the badge, man!
:
: "ASSBITE" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
: news:***@comcast.com...
:
: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762576/video/R/CFD_1002/
:
: Hollywood®Boy wrote:
: Ferd Berfle wrote:
: : Son asked his mother the following question:
: :
: : "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
: :
: : The mother looks at her son and replies,:
: :
: : "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is
: : pure."
: :
: : The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
: : father.
: :
: : "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
: :
: : The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
: :
: : "Son, all household appliances come in white."
:
: he,he

[Ferd Berfle]

Hard to tell if it was suffocation or ecstasy that made him quit fighting.

Post by Hollywood®Boy
ya, it took schweaty cheeks fer him to give up!
: Didn't that second woman sit on his face?
: hey, salute the badge, man!
: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762576/video/R/CFD_1002/
: : "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
: : "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is
: : pure."
: : The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
: : father.
: : "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
: : "Son, all household appliances come in white."
: he,he